Oh we’re shattered. [MC – Memoirs]
I’ve been a little busy lately, and it seems that you thought I was just letting it all slide. I wasn’t. I was just getting around to this letter, as it’s been a long time coming.
This may not mean much to you since I’m not a die-hard-fan kinda girl, but you’ve let me down. To tease me with prospects of awesomeness and then slowly kill off almost every person of color on the show? Even major characters? That is NOT the way to my heart.
I loved you so much I volunteered to review your best and worst moments. Those were good times, even when they weren’t such good times.
But as time went by, echoes of DL, Monica, and even that vortex guy only grew louder in my head. I don’t have the time or inclination to follow web-posted storylines, just so I can keep up with characters that somehow don’t deserve to make the cut on the small screen. Year after year, the man who came to be known as the Haitian, continued to be known as the Haitian. Even after visiting Haiti! Because having one magical negro wasn’t enough, Usutu got to be a plot device for a while, getting name checked on the show only after he was decapitated! Two cute Asian guys (one a little bit hot) get to play the buffoon occasionally, while propping up what we finally found out was the MAIN storyline last year.
And I’m losing interest.
Watching the few women of color that appear, disappear – sometimes without any explanation – while the blondes almost always have their freaky coercive and inappropriate sexual assaults? Not my idea of a good time. There was the slight incest scare with Claire and Peter, the Puppetmaster scenes, the Sylar/Claire puppetmaster scene, various power plays with every Ali Larter character…and then of course, our good friend from the current season, carnie-tatt-girl.
You really value me so little?
Almost every woman I know who ever watched no longer does. Why should we? If we want to see skeevy dudes planning & executing various forms of domination over women, we can just watch the news.
When things were new and fresh, I thought this was the start of a cool show. And it was. And this is the end.
Men and women of color on your show continue to be use as props with little more than one-dimensional backstories. Seriously. Where is freaking Mohinder?
Becky and the new Usutu are not enough. The cop and the doctor are not enough. Angela is not enough. Portraying your first lesbian while simultaneously painting her as an SWF stalker? Not even close.
My head hurts when I watch, I think of better storylines when I’m half-awake, and I’m just tired. I feel like Syfy could’ve done a much better job with the show. Or maybe Animal Planet. QVC even.
Good night and good luck, Heroes. And so I say, with a yawn,
When I break – I break. (MC – Up Out my Face)