Top 6 already? Did I fall asleep this season? Guess not – though there have been some snore-worthy moments. Nigel is definitely right that there haven’t been any breakout stars this season, and so people are voting for choreography. In fact, I think they’ve been doing it all season. This is why I definitely agree with Myles, that
…there comes a point in the competition where such starkly emotional pieces may be too unbalanced for the competition to handle. There’s no piece that could possibly compare to what Melissa and Ade did in terms of emotional value, and I don’t necessarily think that it’s fair at this point in the competition, when the decision is entirely in America’s hands, for them to give a team essentially a free pass from any sort of legitimate critique.
Last week’s results show/100th ep celebration wasn’t all that great for me. Katie Holmes was all hype, no substance. (Can you really call it singing and dancing when you stroll around on stage, kick a couple times, and lip-synch the entire performance?) And Janette went home. So, no. Not great.
Now, as I look at the top 6, and see Evan – but no Jason? I’m stymied. Is America on coke? Evan’s fun, yeah…but can he do much outside his genre? It’s mostly hit/miss with him. Sometimes he’s great, but there isn’t a lot of strength or consistency except for in his solos.
Ade, Brandon, and Evan get to work with Sonya, and she gave them an interesting piece. I was impressed that Evan could mostly keep up, but overall this wasn’t a favorite of mine. Also, 5minutes into the show, I’ve already heard enough from Lil C. He’s starting to remind me of Damon Wayans’ jailbird character Oswald Bates. [No, he’s not that bad, but he’s turned into kind of a caricature, don’tcha think?]
Jeanine and Ade are partnering tonight and first up is the samba with Louis van Amstel. It’s supposed to be h-o-t and it’s …almost. The style wasn’t great for them, but they did hit a lot of the footwork together. So, I’m not hating on them, cuz I can’t judge ballroom. At all.
Kayla does her solo and I remember that she’s the other girl, besides Melissa and Jeanine. Somebody besides Janette should’ve gone home last week. Truly, any one of them. The solo is leaping, lines, and twirling – surprise! Yeah – she does well, but, uh…is there anything else there?
Tyce is choreographing Evan and Melissa in Get Me to the Church on Time from My Fair Lady. Finally, Evan gets to do his style. And while I thought this was super-cute, I didn’t like Melissa in this. Lil C is talking crap about Evan not stepping up in this – and then he says he doesn’t quite know what was missing. It was easy to see the clunkyness between the two of them [due in part to their height differences, but also to Melissa’s dearth of personality].
Ade’s solo is nice. More of the same lines and leaping. And I’m beginning to understand why these solos aren’t speaking to me.
- First, cuz I need story/personality. If you don’t get to tell me the premise of what you’re going for, then do something that coincides with the ideas in the music. Since the solos are short, they’ve got to be more than just a bunch of jumping around.
- Second, cuz there are no hip-hop dancers this season. No one with any really different moves or styles. Who wants to watch 5 contemporary solos and a ballerina? Really? No hip-hop? I’m still mad about that.
Brandon and Kayla work with Stacey Tookey on a contemporary story of the mistress and the married man. All I can think of is our illustrious governor. Please don’t let this thing be set in Argentina! Ooooooh, wee! Now that was H-O-T! Hot and delicious. This is why I like *story*. It brings you in. And I was all in on this one – all in.
Melissa’s solo was a little bit interesting because she chose Nina Simone’s I Put a Spell on You for her music. The dancing was pretty boring [to me], but I give her mad kudos for not doing any obnoxious bouncing when the SYTYCD music came back on to end the solo – I hate that crap. So yay Melissa for self-respect!
Jeanine and Ade are doing a hip-hop eviction by NappyTab. There were moments. But the last few seconds when they put their feet in the boxes, the moves looked straight up stupid. And then ending with frowny face boxes on their heads? WACK! Mary pays penance for her comments about the samba, and joins Lil C in high praise. For me, the beginning of this routine was the best. You could see more of the personality of the dancers then. The middle and end
Brandon’s solo was straight up craziness! Is he just one big muscle? That crawl across the stage was pure strength. PURE. Wow. Anyone who can end a solo by just standing there is definitely strong. But even he couldn’t resist twitching when the SYTYCD music came back on.
Oh, boy. Quickstep for Melissa and Evan. They’re clothes look nice…And they made it through the dance without falling down. But this dance does not speak to me. At all. Oh, and Melissa looked taller than Evan the whole time. We saw much better quicksteps in season 2, definitely. It’s sad to see folks pull this dance when the voting is so crucial.
Jeanine’s solo is ok. Better than some she’s done this season, but not nearly as good as last week’s solo.
Evan’s solo is cute, but you can tell his energy has been impacted by that quickstep menace he just finished. Still love his personality, but I’m not sure he should still be there.
Doriana Sanchez is doing a disco circus for Brandon and Kayla and it worked. All the way. Lil C took us down this winding road, but we finally found out that he approves. I do agree that Kayla and Brandon are very evenly matched. Whoa. Someone help Mary. She just had a connipition. Her pitch went to a new octave. And so we see that Brandon and Kayla are favorites for the finale. I have to agree, because they’ve had
Now the girls get to work with Sonya and be superheroes. That sounds fun. Kayla is Storm? Jeanine is Wonder Woman. Melissa is Buttercup. [from PowerPuff Girls? I dunno.] The closing pose was nice, but mostly I didn’t like that. I thought there was so much more that could’ve been done with the cartoon hero idea. And there was no standout for this piece. I agree with Lil C that the girls could’ve gone a little harder at each other, but wasn’t pleased with Nigel’s comment about not being able to “tie down talent” in reference to Jeanine’s curves. Tacky and uncalled for.
My choices to go home? Jeanine and Evan. But I wouldn’t hate it if Ade went home either.